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"Milk Cows, Not Clones!"
I would like to proudly say that I did my share in demonstrating against the use of cloned animals for meat and other food products today. I have pictures on my camera and a cow costume in the trunk to prove it. On my way to the metro after the press conference and free ice cream (which I had two helpings of, thanks), I was STRUGGLING to get my costume off. I took off the head, but I still had the top and bottoms on, along with my hooves, which were frozen at this point. So, I'm walking around with bright pink udders at my crotch like an idiot but I manage to get there without too much bruising to my ego. When I'm heading into the metro a woman asks me why I have the cow costume on, so of course I tell her that I'm saving her from a future of tumor ridden meats and such because I'm quite the hero. Then I see these two girls staring at me! And they mooed! *sigh* Oh well, I have a nifty "Cloning is Bull" t-shirt and of course, the cow costume. If anyone is interested in a little more info on all this cloning business... go here -http://www.benjerry.com/features/cow_cloning/index.cfm
For pictures of me in a cow costume... you'll have to email me directly. I'd like to know when you're laughing at me.